Me: I wanted to thank you for having that eye sex in glee club, because it's made me do a lot of thinking.
Faberry:
Me: And what I realized, is why I'm such a bitch all the time.
Faberry:
Me: I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all these feelings... feelings for you
Faberry:
Me: That I'm afraid of dealing with, because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences.
Me: And I just can't ship finchel, I just can't.
Faberry: I understand that.
Me: Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Faberry: No, not really.
Me: I want you to be canon.
Me: But I'm afraid of all the bad writing and favoritism, I mean you know what happened to Brittana at this school.
Faberry: But honey, if anyone were to ever mess up your ship, you would either kick their ass, or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.
Me: Yeah, I know, but I'm so afraid of what they'll do behind the scenes.
Me: Still, I have to accept,
Me: that I love you.
Me: And I don't want Samcedes or Klaine or any of those other ships
Me: I just want you.
Me: Please say you love me back, please.
Faberry: Of course I love you I do! And I would totally be with you if it weren't for Finn
Me: Finn?
Faberry: Casual viewers love him more, and RIB+ don't want to hurt him, that's just not right to them. They can't break finchel up.
Me: Yes they can! Finn's just a stupid boy!
Faberry: But it wouldn't get good reviews.
Faberry: Fandom, you have to know, if Finchel were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still watching, I am so canon.
Faberry: Proudly so.
